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if you had chicken pox the shingles virus is already inside you

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miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

awroo:

so i was just testing my camera settings and my shutter speed was pretty low and i accidentaly took this but now i kind of dig it ha ha

awroo:

so i was just testing my camera settings and my shutter speed was pretty low and i accidentaly took this but now i kind of dig it ha ha

safaribrowser:

emoij:

when your friend has a really shitty opinion 

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When your significant other chooses a bee over you

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hexgoddess:

bonzibuddyvevo:

this has been a psa

very illuminating

tara-delonge:

SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOESNOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERTBUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS

tara-delonge:

SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES
NOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERT
BUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

precumming:

adorkoftheworld:

precumming:

wow the date today is the same if you read it backwards 4/16/14.. this wont happen again for another 5,000 years..

this happens again tomorrow

nobody asked you