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if you had chicken pox the shingles virus is already inside you

flextrovert:

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

Pretty much what Twilight was, only with worse acting.

missespeon:

nikaalexandra:

glider4:

nooneneedsfeminism:

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

what a stupid fucking comic 

Wow! Whoever made this is deluded

this just in: the anti-feminists still refuse to acknowledge misogyny exists, as it never has happened to them in their lives. also not so sure the sun is really there, or is just another conspiracy created to confuse the people. more at eleven.

"whoever made this is deluded" didnt this comic get made based off an actual experience like. this actually really happened.

izzielosthermind:

apatheticghost:

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taggedrne:

taggedrne:

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

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whatokay:

i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two and you can close your eyes and there will be nothing in the world except that

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success