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if you had chicken pox the shingles virus is already inside you

Sometimes I just need a little fucking reassurance

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

hotel-job:

GUEST: You know that pancake shop where Lady Gaga goes to play Mahjong? Where’s that?

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do